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Real Fake Doors is the premiere solution to your home comfort. Complete your home with doors that go absolutely nowhere.
Just imagine: you're having a dinner party and one of your friends excuses themselves to go to the bathroom. They think it's the door on the left. BAM! That one doesn't open. The door on the right? It opens...right into a wall! The sound of laughter rings through the house and you've now hosted a memorable party.
Nothing tricks a demon or the spawn of Satan more than installing a bunch of real fake doors in your home. Worried you'll be haunted at night? Put a door on either side of your bedroom. They'll keep opening the wrong one, and soon enough they'll just give up and go haunt your neighbor. You've always hated them anyway.
Bad day at work? Hate your kids? Sick of your neighbor's kid playing the trumpet at 9pm on a weeknight? Slam your real fake door again and again and again. All our doors come with a Slam Satisfaction Guarentee™, which means you can slam those doors until your arms are heavy, there's vomit on your sweater already, Mom's spaghetti. I'm so sorry.
"Fuck this company. Nahhh I'm just playing. These doors are great, Morty! You can trick that dumbass, Jerry into opening one of these. Totally worth the cost. Throw your wallet at them, Morty. Fucking worth it."
Rick Sanchez
"Oh wow, these doors are a lot of fun! Sometimes I think I'm leaving the room and then, don't you know? You can't leave! Haha, it's great fun!"
Morty Smith
"What's there to say? It's a door that doesn't open. Whoop-dee-doo."
Summer Smith
"One time, Rick teleported me into a room full of doors. Most of them don't open. I still don't know how to get out. Can someone let Beth know I love her, but Rick has got to go? Also, please send help."
Jerry Smith
"Rick, stop asking my children to write reviews for your inter-dimensional friends."
Beth Sanchez Smith